Intro

Yesterday two sisters had a brain storm. After eating our weight in Easter chocolate we came together with a similar conclusion in an instant: "We better do something about our fat asses right NOW!" We've both struggled individually over a decade with our weight and this time we are teaming up to battle the bulge. The decision to blog about it in an open forum, instead of the Weight Watchers site is so we can be brutally honest. This is going to be one hilarious weight loss trip.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Top 5 reasons when you know you hit bottom

You know how they say you have to hit bottom before you realize something has to change. We'll I literally hit bottom. Here are my top 5 reasons when you know you hit bottom:
1. Can't have the haircut I want because it will even bring more attention to my double chin.
2. Sleeveless shirts, really try not to wear them anymore because my arms are way to big.
3. Shorts are out, for a couple of years now.
4. Capris and crop pants no longer like to wear cause my ankles look as swollen as when I was
nine months pregnant in the month of July and that was 12 years ago.
5. Top five reason when you know you hit bottom, when you go to the shoe store and try on a pair of shoes that are actually really comfortable but you daughter says to you they kinda of make your feet look a little chubby. Are you f***ing kidding me!!! What could possible be next, my ear lopes???
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  1. Sister2May 2, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Great post. We really are on a road to recovery. By the end of June we both could be 20 pounds lighter. Team work. I'll add a few to make you feel better.
    1. You know you hit rock bottom when you start getting stretch marks on your stomach and you are NOT pregnant.
    2. You know you hit rock bottom when the fat pad on your foot displaces and you only fit into a men's size 9EE sneaker.
    3. You know you've hit rock bottom when you haven't worn your wedding ring in MANY years and when you last took it off you had to use olive oil.
    4. You know you've hit rock bottom when you can only shop in PLUS size stores.
    5. Top 5th reason you know when you hit rock bottom: ANY picture that I take with my children, I place my children in front of me as a shield to hide as much of my body as possible.

    I love you and know we can do this.

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